The Necessary Corrections

​Feel free to correct my stupid if you spot any errors. I'm still very beginner beginner level so I'm obviously not gonna spot them. 

My German is a "bit" more complex than what I wrote but I wanted to keep it simple and clean to read without needing to translate everything. These particular corrections did happen and yes they can get very frustrating very quickly. 
The way I memorize words makes things like chicken and cake and other words like this VERY difficult to tell apart. I know it's just like English, basically words that rhyme or sound the same. But the big killer for me is if the starting letter and general sound of the word is very close. Oh lawdy don't even get me started on tense corrections. I'd officially given up and decided to increase my vocab and worry about the grammar a bit later. m

I actually used to poke at markus a bit about correcting him but now I understand what it's like being on the receiving end of that. 
Maybe I'm just a sensitive butt. But I can't deny, when every sentence you speak gets corrected it can get very VERY ANNOYYINGGG.